Broken Hearts and Hallways

Cellphone conversations I can't HELP but overhear as i ride the train today: Guy pleading with girl to forgive him for missing Valentine's Day ("Baby, sorry I forgot your flowers and candy, baby. You're my valentine EVERY day, baby")...and other guy aruging about his home remodel ("The color of the tile in the entryway HAS to match the color in the hallway!!!") Dueling priorities on the rails...