We don't care (Kiss-Kiss) How Odd it Looks (Kiss-Kiss)

There is a couple sitting nearby me on the train who are making out FEVERISHLY, totally oblivious (ah, love) to the stares of all of the rest of us sitting nearby. HE looks about 20; SHE looks about 50, which makes it akwardly interesting to watch, in a Jerry Springer-ish kind of way. Wonder if they'll keep this up until the end of the line...